CZAR/CSAR/TSAR/TZAR/ȚAR

Democracy / Cleptocracy
Democracy - Niet!

I'm a tzar I'm a tzar
I'm a God militar
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto
Of the war nuclear

T0 I'm a tzar I'm a tzar
I'm a multimiliardar
I'm the meanest silovik
That the world have seen so far

T0 I'm a tzar I'm a tzar
I am my own avatar
I like only chewing gum
Made from vodka with caviar

T0 I'm a tzar I'm a tzar
I ride only bear polar
My display of power is like Pantera's, vulgar


Democracy / Cleptocracy
Democracy - Niet!

My grandfathers visited Europe, remember?
I feel I can visit a world to dismember
With a special operation I can make you all feel cold
All I want is be barbarian
And some Botox for the old


Never was a wind of change here
You can suck my balalaika
I have nukes and I will use them
You can die like the dog Laika


Why you call yourself a free man
When you're born with debts, my friend
Even your beloved guvern
Injects freedom guns in hand.


Democracy / Cleptocracy
Democracy - Niet!

I like beeing a bombs dropper.
With the proper samovar
I can survive any winter
Even winter nuclear

We are just a business model
We implement it by force
I don't speak Spanish with God
But speak German to my horse

Fear is really working good
All my people love me so
Why change it if it ain't broken
Middle ages steel the show!

We invented Stockholm syndrome
And the Nobel for the pain
We can beat our wives in silence
It is legal, why complain


Democracy / Cleptocracy
Democracy - Niet!

When I go to bed at night
I feel billions of energy dicks rushing for my mouth
Feel the anger of the mothers I have dropped the bombs upon

But then I think about Stalin , about Lenin, their pogroms,
About nkwd and the gulags, Yagoda, Beria, Kruglov
And I dream that I'll eclipse them
I will make them all so proud
So the world will bow to me
Or stay in huge gulag

I'm the product of your greed
Cause you all love sweet corruption
I am short, with a small dick
But my shadow spreads from here to washington


Democracy / Cleptocracy
Democracy - Niet!

Joy to the world, the czar has come...